{"product_id":"the-vaccine-made-my-dick-shrink-i-swear-it-used-to-be-bigger-shirt","title":"The Vaccine Made My Dick Shrink I Swear It Used To Be Bigger Shirt","description":"A straightforward white tee with a dry, deadpan message: “THE VACCINE MADE MY SHRINK I SWEAR IT USED TO BE BIGGER.” The clean black lettering keeps the joke sharp and easy to read, making this shirt a playful choice for people who enjoy understated humor, cheeky conversation starters, and a little medical-wordplay mischief. Its relaxed everyday fit works naturally at casual gatherings, comedy nights, parties, or laid-back weekends when a quietly bold statement says enough.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Strong, smooth medium-weight fabric designed for lasting comfort and print quality\u003cbr\u003e- Classic relaxed fit with a crew neckline for easy everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e- Seamless tubular construction reduces fabric waste and improves the shirt’s clean appearance\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape helps retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Crisp DTG and DTF printing, with a tear-away label for a comfortable, irritation-free finish\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":67691542937874,"sku":"23137296253816047731","price":33.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67691542905106,"sku":"23546627324781142821","price":33.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":67691543003410,"sku":"18920390706954856677","price":33.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67691542970642,"sku":"30394454034013133910","price":33.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":67691543068946,"sku":"33727405708626958862","price":33.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67691543036178,"sku":"31230770258905615158","price":33.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67691543134482,"sku":"46157025481978019761","price":33.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67691543101714,"sku":"14559085481416666751","price":33.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67691543200018,"sku":"53375384055904590908","price":33.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67691543167250,"sku":"93789245497189265677","price":33.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/8863\/5410\/files\/vaccinemademydickshrinkblack.png?v=1794507456","url":"https:\/\/shoptrendfits.com\/products\/the-vaccine-made-my-dick-shrink-i-swear-it-used-to-be-bigger-shirt","provider":"TrendFits","version":"1.0","type":"link"}